“She’s NOT a character – she’s a REAL person …”

Does anyone know who ‘Stephanie’ is?

Because James (nearly four) is in love with her.

He has asked his daddy (because “daddy’s got a tool-box”) in an angst-ridden way to “take the glass off the TV so I can go and play with her” and says he wants her to come to his house so he can “love and cuddle her”.

Yikes - they are starting earlier and earlier.

Personally I blame the goat.