Potential buyers notice grubby finger prints and condensation spots …

Micro-fibre cloths are all very well … but you can’t beat neat bleach on a toothbrush.

Tesco value products are functional (I like functional) … but I need ‘Lifestyle’.

So I went in search of some real bathroom ‘Products’.

18yr daughter - “OMG mum!!!!! – You’ve got ‘Aussie’ shampoo!!!!! - Pleeeeeeeese can I use it, its soooooo lush!!!!!

16yr old son – “Candles? – Cool – Can I have one in my room?”

Husband – “What’s with the fluffy white towels – is that so they won’t show the bleach spots.”

Ha Ha - Funny.

I could however become very accustomed to this luxury loo roll.